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brunhiddensmusings:
“ gallusrostromegalus:
“ For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:
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appreciate one of the most finely crafted pieces of comedic wordplay to be on television or radio
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gallusrostromegalus

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

brunhiddensmusings

appreciate one of the most finely crafted pieces of comedic wordplay to be on television or radio

this is the kind of complex wordplay I love  it hurts my mind and thats why i love it 

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sawsbuck

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

jackhawksmoor

well shit

ambular-d

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

aaa i want a CROW 

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sangled:
“ two single icons creating the ultimate power couple
(bonus brock doing his best)
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sangled

two single icons creating the ultimate power couple

(bonus brock doing his best)

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system-lgbt

Anon Hate IS Illegal.

Guys, I’m not kidding.

Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.

Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.

And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.

Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.

So.

Next time you get hit with anon hate?

Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.

Your online actions have real life consequences.

Make sure they learn that.

(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.

Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.

Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)

Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.

system-lgbt

You guys better fucking reblog this.

Don’t just like it, reblog it. So people know.

aliaitee

You cowards better reblogged this

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driflloon

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

sapphicisa

you didn’t have to specify i would have read this in shrek’s voice whether you wanted me to or not

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murreal

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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murreal

“not adhd but-”

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bobbulb

People who just go “ugh nevermind” are the bane of my existence

bobbulb

Reposting again because some people just don’t seem to get the message

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crystalklk

I love when people intentionally typo words to get across the instinctual reaction as something similar to a feeling?

Like “i want to Tuch”

“Tumby”

“Creeture”

“Flufy”

“Packige”

Idk i just. Feel it.

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rainbow-femme

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

rainbow-femme

The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets

death-deafying-stuntman

My mum was watching a baking show where a 20 year old Muslim woman was a contestant. They had to make an alcoholic dessert. She nailed it despite not being able to taste it. When she mentioned that she couldnt (not as a complaint or excuse) everyone gawked at her and someone said “how old are you???”. Like, really?

rainbow-femme

I saw that one! Seemed like purposeful sabotage when your contestant can neither religiously or legally taste the ingredient

yeah my whole family is always confused when they do that 

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aerylon:
“ moira-erlend:
“ aicosu:
“ unrequitedstar:
“ melonberrymint:
“ Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of decoden and polymer clay questions about what to use to as a gloss/glaze. Almost every time the first response is “Clear nail polish,...

melonberrymint

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of decoden and polymer clay questions about what to use to as a gloss/glaze. Almost every time the first response is “Clear nail polish, duh!”.

This needs to stop if people want to be creating quality items. Sometimes I’m afraid to buy handmade things for fear that they have been sealed with clear nail polish and they will deteriorate over time. I want to buy things that will last!

unrequitedstar

I’ve reblogged this before - but it’s sooooo important. crafting signal boost 

aicosu

Oh jeez, I didn’t even know that was a thing. No - never use nail polish thats a horrible idea. 

moira-erlend

You learn something new every day!! Now, to remake my diy runes…

aerylon

Yeah, I used nail polish once as a sealant.  NEVER. AGAIN.  it ruined the piece immediately.  There were many tears and many regrets.  Do not use clear nail polish on anything except your nails.